Smooth-move “Exlax”

Guess who wasn't so smart when traveling out of town? That would be me. I didn’t have my ID with me as I had taken it out to pick up a Rx and didn't have it in my purse. Zoinks! I was able to get through by the grace of God and the TSA agents both ways who went through everything. Believe me, I was O.K. with anything at that point and was so happy they could accomodate me with my Costco picture I.D. and downloaded boarding pass!

After my strip search, a male agent asked me what something was. He didn't ask about my honkin’ size 17 knitting needles from LanternMoon that looked like oversize golf tees. He asked me about a CreativeMemories folder that was stuffed to the brim with stickers, alphabets, and other Scrapbooking adornments. He must not have a girlfriend or wife...

Sign me -
Thankful and bemused